Crazy Newz: Twelve Awful Celebrity Tattoos

Why would anyone want to get Britney's worst phase permanently on their skin?Luckily for Britney,hair grows back,unfortunately for the owner of this tattoo.

Nixon Tattoo

This tattoo of Pope John Paul II looks so real that it got first prize in a Brazilian Tattoo Convention.

Out of all the stupid things this guy could have had tattooed on himself,he decided to go with Frank Zappa picking his nose.

The ultimate science tattoo: Jack Newton,23,decided to have his right leg inked with theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking's face after reading his best selling book.

 

Apparently, celebrity tattoos are for amateurs.Real fandom means tattooing a celebrity's adopted offspring in a prominent and permanent place of one's body.Andy Bowling,a 42 year old Texan man,has got both Brad and Maddox tattooed on his body.

Tattoo of Henry David Thoreau sitting on a pumpkin,surrounded by his famous pronouncement.

This person has Harry Potter portrayed on his limb.

This guy grew up watching Bob Ross with his Grandmother.After she passed away he got this as a funny reminder of their time together.How Sweet!!!

I bet Madonna would love to see this tattoo.

We know everybody loves Oprah,but this tattoo is far off the limits.

Pretty Girl+Hope Poster+Tattoo = Don't think it's a very nice combination at all.

Crazy Newz: VIDEO MODEL ROSA ACOSTA PHOTO'D AT THE STRIP CLUB

VIDEO MODEL ROSA ACOSTA PHOTO'D AT THE STRIP CLUB . . . STICKING DOLLAR BILLS IN SOME CHICK'S BOOTY!!!

Crazy Newz: Pregnant Woman Goes To Hood NightClub

We all know woman are crazy when they head to the hood night clubs.But what sort of craziness is this?Pure freaky I should say.This mad lady being pregnant went to the hood night club and shook her AZZZZZZ...in every style possible.....gushhhhhhhhhh!!!! Girl you should at least think of your baby!!!!! Hope your baby also doesn't show up in the clubs when he/she come....GOD BLESS YOUR MADNESS......

CRAZY NEWZ: BAD GIRLS CLUB Girls Gets Into Fight

GET IT CR-RACKIN!!! TWO OF THE GIRLS ON BAD GIRLS CLUB COME TO BLOWS . . . ONE STARTS TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER'S DAUGHTER . . . AND THEN ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!!!

CRAZY NEWZ: World's Worst Ass Tattoo

OH NO , , , GIRL . . . YOU DIDN'T!!! THIS HAS GOTTTTS TO BE THE WORST AZZ TATTOO THAT WE'VE EVER SEEN!!

Crazy: German ADULT FILM STAR HOSPITALIZED-Tried To Blow 200 Dudes

Move over Superhead, there�s someone coming for your crown.AllHotNewz learned that a German adult film actress named Cora is looking to be crowned as the Queen Of Brain.

According to our pals over at the UK paper The Sun, Cora was trying to break the Guinness Book Of World Records by giving brain to 200 dudes in a row.



But Cora�s jaws weren�t up to the task. AllHotNewz learned that the UK paper is reporting the following:

[Cora] was forced to call off the bid when she collapsed after reaching her 75th man and was rushed to hospital with breathing difficulties.

The 21-year-old star is currently on police bail for filming s!x scenes for another p!rno in a family park in broad daylight. She is facing indecency charges after outraged families called cops.

Her semi-nakkid co-stars had to be rounded up by police as they fled including one who broke his wrist when he tripped over his trousers.

A mess!!!

Crazy Newz:The Penis Plug-What the guys are getting into?

We have heard of piercing,branding and even Tattooing.But what in the blue hell is this?This form of body art is really crossing all the limits and believe that, it's really getting popular day by day.

PLUG MEASURES 1.87" FROM END TO END. INSERTABLE PART IS 1.5" LONG

THIS IS A SIMPLE SMOOTH STARTER PLUG WITHONE BUMP THAT HAS ONLY A 3/16" DIAMETER. INSERTION TIP IS ONLY 1/16" DIAMETER

Crazy Newz: Egyptian Couples Jailed for having sex with other Couples

An Egyptian couple accused of engaging in sex sessions with other couples have been jailed by a Cairo court.

The man, a 48-year-old civil servant, was given seven years, his 37-year-old schoolteacher wife got three years.

The judge described the case as one of the worst crimes committed. But the couple's lawyer said the sentence was "very harsh" and they would appeal.

Extra-marital sex is illegal in Egypt, where the constitution says Islamic law is the main source of legislation.

The pair were arrested in October 2008 on prostitution charges after they posted adverts on the internet for couples interested in sex parties.

A long-standing law in Egypt allows people to be prosecuted for prostitution for having extra-marital sex even if no money changes hands.

'A little fun'

According to the court, the couple used the aliases Magdy and Samira to organise wife-swapping parties and orgies and admitted having sex with three other couples.

However their lawyer said after the judgement that they had only confessed to "having a little fun on the internet, not to having sexual relations outside their marriage."

Ayman al-Saadi told AFP news agency the sentence passed on Saturday by a court in the suburb of Agouza was "very harsh".

"Even people accused of apostasy have not received such harsh sentences," he said.

According to Egyptian press reports at the time of their arrest, the pair interviewed some 44 couples, usually at coffee shops in central Cairo, before swapping partners.

They were said to have turned down more than 40 couples because they were not officially married, causing concern that they would not guarantee confidentiality.

Source-BBC News

Crazy: Man Choked His Wife To Death During Sex

A British man is accused of STRANGLING his wife to death during sex .

Here�s how the UK paper the Daily Mail is reporting it:

Colin Scully, 53, denies murdering Tracey, 39, but previously admitted to police that he had strangled her after she shouted the name 'Paul' during a moment of passion at their home in April last year.

He said he believed his wife was referring to Paul Deighton � a man they met at a scooter club to whom she had been sending explicit text messages

Here�s how dude allegedly told on himself:

In his interview with police, [Colin] said: �I strangled her, didn�t I?�

James Sampson, prosecuting, said : �He denied meaning to have killed her, but what else could he have meant?�

'He knelt on her chest, causing bruising, and pinned her down crucifix-style to the bed, where he strangled her using one arm,' he added.

A post-mortem revealed that Mrs Scully died as a result of compression to the neck.

Some of y�all better start putting up CUE CARDS on the headboard � cause a slip up could be DEADLY!!!

Crazy:Revenge killing in India takes off heads of 8 family members

Eight members of a man's poverty-ridden family were shot and beheaded before their bodies were thrown into a river in eastern India after he secretly married a wealthy girl, police said Wednesday.

Police in the eastern state of Bihar found the eight bodies floating in a river and have charged 15 people, mostly from the girl's family, with the murders.

The weekend killing took place after 21-year-old Ratan Mandal eloped with 18-year-old Kanchan Kumari and got married secretly, afraid their families would never approve due to an old social rivalry.

"The girl's family invited the boy's family for a meeting on the pretext of settling the dispute, but killed all eight and beheaded them," said Raghunath Prasad Singh, a senior police officer from Bhagalpur, where the incident took place.

Bhagalpur, one of India's most lawless regions, has been notorious for revenge and honor killings.

Men and women are still murdered across the villages of eastern and northern India for daring to marry outside their caste.

In May last year, a young couple was murdered by the girl's family in northern India for marrying within the same village, considered taboo in many communities.

What happens to these Indian guys sometimes?Are they getting crazy?

Source-The New Nation.

5 year old boy smoking-he wants to be in the GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS

A COMPLETE INDIAN FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A crazy family in India has a crazy five year old boy who has started smoking since he was only three years old as told by his parents.His parents also said that the boy's smoking skills are quite dazzling and they have been encouraging him to do so.

Both the parents and the boy himself wants to enter the Guinness World Records as the youngest smoker ever but bad luck for him because a spokesman for Guinness World Records told Ananova they do not have records for smoking and avoid youngest person achievements. . .

Ahhh!!! Put that cigarette down now boy,you got young blood and there's no chance now you can enter the Guinness.Anybody seeing the pictures would say that he is been smoking for 20 years....LOL....but the fact is that if he continues to smoke this way then definitely it's confirmed that his life is not going to stay long when he reaches twenty.

Crazy:All limits of violence goes beyond-Body chopped into 250 pieces,head recovered

Asgar Ali

Detective branch of police yesterday traced out the head of Asgar whose body in fourteen pieces was recovered from Lalbagh area in Dhaka city on Thursday.

Police suspect that alleged love affair of the deceased Asgar with Polly, wife of Zahirul Islam Zahir , who is now in police custody , led to his murder.

However,Nazimuddin Badsha, brother of victim Zahir, claimed that Asgar had a quarrel with Zahir on Wednesday morning in connection with his deceased's cable business.

The bare pieces of the body were recovered by the police from a two- square kilometre area of Lalbagh.

Zahirul Islam Zahir engineered the plot to kill Asgar for his alleged involvement in love affair with Polly.

Zahir reportedly confessed to the killing of Asgar in his ( Zahir) own house at Lalbagh which is approximately half kilometer away from that of Asgar.

Zahir and deceased Asgar were close friends, police said.

Zahir narrated the gruesome murder of Asgar when he was produced before a team of reporters at the DB headquarters at Minto Road in the capital yesterday.

Zahir told reporters that on the fateful night of Wednesday Asgar and he were watching TV in a room of his house. His wife Polly was away from the house on that night, he said. Around 10:00 pm Rubel and Mohsin, two persons of dubious credentials of the locality, came to the room.Soon after Zahir left the room.As soon as Zahir left the room, notorious Rubel and Mohsin caught Zahir and strangled him with urna.

When the two killers confirmed that Asgar is dead, they took his body to the bath room and cut it into 250 pieces throughout the whole night.Afterwards, the pieces were put into fourteen poly bags.Zahir returned to his house when

Rubel and Mohsin were cutting the body Asgar into pieces, according to the confessional statement of Zahir.

In the early morning of Thursday, Zahir, Rubel and Mohsin dumped the Pieces of the Asgar's body into several dustbins at different places of Lalbagh area.

Hearing about the recovery of a few pieces of a body Badsha had a look at the pieces and identified them to be his brother's. He later went to Sir Salimullah Medical College Morgue to see the other pieces and became sure that his brother was brutally killed.

Police recorded a murder case early yesterday.

Asgar's wife Eva, who is pregnant, fell sick on hearing the news of her husband's murder. Later she was admitted to a local clinic. Asgar and Eva have a five-year-old boy.

Deputy commissioner of DB Auladah Hossain told the New Nation that Zahir was known as criminal. His relations with his wife Polly since were strained since their marriage 11 years ago.

Five years ago, businessman Shamsul Haque and his son Russel's body were found dismembered in a similar way. Allegedly, a local BNP leader and criminal Kajol of Patuatuli in Old Dhaka murdered them.

Source:The New Nation

Crazy Newz: Now that's what we call a Donk

This lady in the picture above has got massive thighs that anyone can even think of. And that's how it looks like when "fine" turns to "fat"! She definitely must be having a medical condition. Although she is trying her level best working out day and night but it seems that the fats not going to leave her so soon.



What might be the reason she is having so fat thighs?

Normally males (xy) have genes that cause them to build up their fat high in the abdominal cavity, and very small in their extremities until they reach tremendous obesity. While females tend to distribute their fats through their upper legs, rear end, and lower abdominal cavity and that could be a positive reason behind her fatness.



Another very important reason why you might have an increased thigh size is because if you are an active athlete, working your thighs by running, cross county skiing, rowing, rock climbing or whatever - you will develop muscles, and this will cause your thighs to increase in size but this does not seem to be in her case.

It's evident that this women has a serious medical condition and must try her best to loose as much weight as possible or else it might cause her to go to an early grave if she does not get the proper treatment.

Crazy Newz: Student Arrested for Farting in the Classroom

We are all human being and we all fart.But who would have ever thought, this farting would cause a student from Florida getting arrested?But the newz is true and very funny though. A 12-year-old Florida student was arrested earlier this month after he "deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class," according to police. He was also accused of shutting off the computers of classmates at Stuart's Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School and was busted for doing so.A Martin County Sheriff's Office report, a copy of which you'll find below, notes that the 4' 11" offender admitted that he "continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers."Finally the young lad was released and handed over to his mother.

Crazy Newz: Man got his Penis chopped off by Indian Ladies

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