Lindsay Jogging in Her Bikini

Ok, I've failed in understanding why she does the things she does.. I'm sure she would have a perfectly sane explanation if someone interviewed her. Who knows what she was thinking of?
I'm actually wondering if she's not running from the also half naked guy behind her; talking of that, how much running can she do with a cigarette stuck between her chubby fingers?



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Paris Hilton Runs Out of Gas

After returning from her favorite hair salon in Bevery Hills, her brand new Bently ran out of gas. She spent the down-time looking through a scrap book of her and her current lover, Stavros Niarchos. One page featured a pic of her and the Greek heir titled "The First Time" - I wonder what that means...

But she was lucky.. oh yes; one of her paparazzi pals went to get her some gas, scared that she might break a nail or something.



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Police Escort for Royal Girlfriend

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BBC reports that ten police officers where gathered to escort Prince William's girlfriend, Kate Middleton from a London nightclub, late last evening.

She felt that the photographers and the press were violating her privacy when leaving the club.

Newspapers reports say that around 12 photographers where waiting for the couple to appear from the nightclub. A police cordon was formed around them, to a car waiting for them. Royal protection officers were also present.

A Scottland Yard spokeswoman said: "We don't comment on protection matters. We never had and we never will."

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Britney "I love myself! I love myself"

Hmm.. who's the lady on the left? Very good children, now who's the old lady on the right? No one knows?

After coming out of the Italian restaurant Dolce in Hollywood, Britney looked bloated and seriously un atrractive. The quotes I can see written on all the websites are:

"I love myself, I love myself." -- which is what she shouted, coming out of the restaurant --

and as someone from the publich shouted: "You look beautiful" she responded with "I love you for saying that!" - wha wha what ??


Now, I don't know what you think of that but I'm pretty disgusted of the attitude Britney adopted. Celeb watchers say that her new habit of binge drunking and smoking has added at least 20 years to her face.

The O.C. - Cancelled

Remember that TV series? Spoiled and rich students who always end up in trouble? Well, Fox announced today that it has cancelled it, taking it out from its misery.

Ok ok, some of you might like the storyline, if there is a veritable one as I couldn't find it. Hot girls, boys (everyone with their sexual preferences), needless to mention but that's about it - couldn't find any other attractions to keep me tuned in.

$3 MILLION for an Hour's Work!

George Michael.. who would you expect? He has ended up being the highest paid entertainer in modern Russian history! Which is $3m for a single hour long private performance for New Year's Eve in Russia. Michael's representative won't name who this performace was for, but he was eager for the world to know that he is the highest paid entertainer in Russian history, as mentioned before.

Page 6 reports that he was caught DUI of alcohol or drugs, and marijuana was also found in his posession. Looks like he'll be able to spend this little fortune for him, straight away as he is due to appear in court next week to respond to his case.. who knows.

Miss USA - Playboy Cover

According to Page 6, Tara Conner has already got a job waiting for when she gets out of rehab. What's the job? Well, Playboy is intending to shoot some pictures for its cover.

Donald Trump and his execs at the Miss Universe Organization are mulling the offer. Conner, who hails from a small town in Kentucky, was nearly stripped of her title after it was alleged she was having sex with sleazy nightclubbing cads who were giving her cocaine. Said an insider, "If Trump allowed her to do it, it would have to be in good taste." Which means she'll keep her top on. - Page 6 reports

Look at her! Not even out of rehab yet and already has a job guaranteed. I wished we were all that lucky..