It�s no mystery Nicolas Cage is a big weirdo. He named his son Kal-El after Superman and once owned a medieval castle. Regardless, this is weird, even by Nicolas Cage standards. Cage says he�ll only eat animals that have dignified sex.
�I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales � sentient life � insects, reptiles.
�I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex.
�I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds.
�But pigs, not so much. So I don�t eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl.�
Fish don�t so much as have sex as they lay eggs and have sperm blast over them. Is that dignified? Because I blasted my sperm over a girl once and she didn�t like that. It didn�t help that it was at a McDonald�s.
Then again, some fish have sex the �human� way. Maybe he�s talking about that? But what does Nic have against pig sex? It looks pretty natural. I mean, what does he want from them. What if they wore a top hat and a monocle while having sex and oinked in Old English? Would that be dignified enough for Nic?
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