Jessica Simpson Back To Her Fat Girl Ways

I thought we all agreed that we were done with Jessica Simpson walking around like a fat chick, so what the hell is this crap all about? Here she is in her fanciest fat girl dress walking around town the other night like, well, a fat chick. I�m sure it has something to do with camera angles of weird lenses, but I�m not digging it� At all. At the very least she should wear a low cut top to give us a good look at those chubcakes.

LIndsay Logan is an addict.

Lindsay Lohan is addicted to energy drinks.

The 'Mean Girls' star - who recently split from her girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson - has been gulping down bottles of the mood enhancing soft drink to help keep her spirits high.

She said: "I drink so much of it - I love it. There are several kinds, including Neurogasm, which is for sex. But I don't need that one right now, unfortunately!"



The 22-year-old beauty - who has been to rehab three times for addictions to alcohol and drugs - is thought to be talking about either Neurosonic or Neurotrim beverages.

Energy drink Neurosonic contains caffeine and claims to enhance moods, while Neurotrim is said to stop hunger pangs, speed up metabolism and help burn fat.

Nicolas Cage only eats animals that have dignified sex

It�s no mystery Nicolas Cage is a big weirdo. He named his son Kal-El after Superman and once owned a medieval castle. Regardless, this is weird, even by Nicolas Cage standards. Cage says he�ll only eat animals that have dignified sex.



�I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales � sentient life � insects, reptiles.

�I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex.

�I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds.

�But pigs, not so much. So I don�t eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl.�

Fish don�t so much as have sex as they lay eggs and have sperm blast over them. Is that dignified? Because I blasted my sperm over a girl once and she didn�t like that. It didn�t help that it was at a McDonald�s.

Then again, some fish have sex the �human� way. Maybe he�s talking about that? But what does Nic have against pig sex? It looks pretty natural. I mean, what does he want from them. What if they wore a top hat and a monocle while having sex and oinked in Old English? Would that be dignified enough for Nic?

Sarah Jessica Parker steps out with her Madonna arms.

Jesus christ. Has this chick been doing roids? Last time She-Hulk went out, her arms were all sinewy and gnarled like she discovered Madonna�s secret to being gross. Today her arms look like Hulk Hogan�s. Veiny and muscley. I�m too scared to even make fun of her anymore. She might find me and punch through my chest to rip out my still beating heart and raise it above her head while a booming voice in the background yells, �FATALITY!�

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Michelle Heaton stretchered away with exhaustion after completing London Marathon

Smiles before the pain: Heaton and fellow celebrity runner Natalie Imbruglia at the beginning of the marathon in Blackheath

Distressed: Michelle Heaton breaks down in tears as she talks to paramedics as the finishing line of the London Marathon yesterday

Overwhelmed: The exhaustion and her achievement sinks in.Exhausted: Michelle puts her head in her hands as paramedics fuss around her

Royal run: Thousands of joggers sprint down The Mall after passing Buckingham Palace

An exhausted Michelle Heaton was carried away from the Marathon finishing line on a stretcher yesterday.

The former Liberty X singer, 30, broke down in tears after completing the 26 mile run in 5 hours 29 minutes.

Writing on her Twitter page later on Sunday, the reality TV star said she had been suffering from 'exhaustion and heart flutters'.

Despite successfully running the New York Marathon last year, it appeared the gruelling run in 18 degrees heat was too much for the singer this year.

After passing the finishing line at The Mall, the shattered singer was clearly distressed and was soon tended to by a St John's Ambulance paramedic.

Writing later that day, she said: 'Well we did it. It took me over 5 hours and after I crossed the finish line with exhaustion and heart flutters... Needless to say never again.'
The Celebrity Big Brother star raised over �7,000 for Kids Company and Rathbone.


'Never again': Heaton is taken away from The Mall on a stretcher

Ramsay's nightmare: Celebrity chef Gordon, who competed on Branson's team with his wife Tana, pulled out of the race part of the way through due to a cramp

And they're off! A blur of runners sprint off at the start of the marathon

 
Thumbs up: Model Elen Rivas looked elated after completing the race in 5hrs 20mins while a thrilled Lorraine Kelly managed it in 6hrs 13mins

Over the finish line: Whittle completed the run in 5hrs 41mins, narrowly pipping Michelle Ryan to the post at 5hrs 40mins

Fast movers: Ben Shepard finished in 3hrs 23mins closely followed by Jenni Falconer in 3hrs 31mins

Heaton was part of Sir Richard Branson's celebrity team, comprising of Ricky Whittle, Natalie Imbruglia and Jenni Falconer.

Whittle completed the run in 5hrs 41mins, Imbruglia in 5hrs 2mins and Falconer in 3hrs 31mins.

Heaton wasn't the only celebrity to feel the strain of the 26-mile run, after chef Gordon Ramsay pulled out part of the way along the route.
Ramsay, who was also part of Branson's all-star team, suffered a leg cramp and failed to complete the race.

Ramsay was forced to pull out of the LA marathon last month because of the same injury.

But his wife Tana proved more successful yesteday, finishing the race in 6hrs and 9mins.
A host of other celebrities competed too including TV presenter Ben Shepard, who finished in 3hrs 23mins.

Model and former WAG Elen Rivas completed the run in 5hrs 20mins, Michelle Ryan managed a time of 5hrs 40mins, Dick and Dom both came in just over 6hrs followed closely by 50-year-old Lorraine Kelly at 6hrs 13mins.

Heaton, who lives in Dublin with boyfriend Hugh Hanley, came over to London via the ferry earlier this week after the Icelandic volcano caused disruption to her planned flight.
Talking about the marathon ahead of the run, she said: 'I do have some experience of marathon running as I completed the New York Marathon last year.

'This however, is my first ever London Marathon and I�m going to be working incredibly hard to make everyone who supports me and the charity I've chosen proud.

'Whilst I�m not looking forward to the blisters, sweat and probably tears involved in completing this amazing challenge.
'I am so happy and excited to be supporting the work of my chosen charity, Virgin Unite.'

Earlier this month, Heaton was spotted showing off her honed body in a bikini as she enjoyed a holiday with fiance Hanley in Florida.

The couple started dating in 2008, soon after Heaton split from ex-husband Andy Scott-Lee after just 18 months of marriage.

Jessica Simpson is confident in her skin as she turns make-up free cover girl... but wishes she was taller

Make-up free: Jessica Simpson appearing on the cover of the U.S. edition of Marie Claire magazine, minus her make-up

Jessica Simpson is one brave beauty.

The singer has gone where few other starlets would dare - appearing on the front of a magazine without any make-up or retouching.

Make-up on: Jessica on her reality show The Price of Beauty, seen here about to have salt water through her nostrils in Mumbai

Wishing she was taller: Jessica pictured at the Oscars in LA last month

Simpson's cover for this month's American edition of Marie Claire comes after she did her TV show The Price Of Beauty about female looks around the globe.
But in an interview the star revealed that although she is more confident about her looks, she wishes she could be taller and that there is 'always something' about her appearance that she would like 'to fix'.

The 29-year-old singer-actress recently travelled to India to witness the extent some women will go to in the name of beauty and admitted that she has become more confident since taking the trip.

She told OK! magazine: 'There's always something that I've wanted to fix because there's always somebody who looks better; that's what we always compare ourselves to.

'So I think the journey really was finding what was beautiful inside of me and knowing that it's unique and rare. And it was a very powerful journey. It has definitely changed my life.'

Asked if she would change anything about her appearance, the 5ft 3in Dukes Of Hazzard star said: 'I just wish I was taller, so all those dresses would fit! I like the bump in my nose. It's an imperfection, but to me it's perfection.'

She added: 'I'm not against reconstructive surgery if it is for a woman to have more confidence.'