Lindsay Logan going to Jail for 120 days.

In spectacular Good Friday news, Lindsay Lohan has been sentenced to 120 days in jail for violating probation. She�s on her way there right now to be booked. Afterward, she can post bail. She has also been ordered to complete 480 hours of community service, 360 of which must be performed at the Downtown Women�s center and the remaining 120 at the LA County Morgue. Couldn�t have happened to a nicer person.

Granted, with good behavior and overcrowding, the four month sentence will probably be reduced to two weeks. At least it�s a start. They should just give Lindsay a Fast Pass for that place.

Lindsay Lohan back in Gotti movie

John Gotti Jr (centre) poses with Travolta (left) and Lohan following a news conference in New York April 12, 2011.

Lindsay Lohan is back in a proposed film about the Gotti crime family after she personally persuaded its reluctant producer to give her a shot, he said yesterday.

The actress, whose promising career has been derailed by drug and criminal problems, had been in negotiations for a role in �Gotti: Three Generations,� starring John Travolta as mob boss John Gotti, Sr She even showed up at a news conference announcing the project last week.

But producer Marc Fiore said earlier yesterday that he had broken off talks because of demands made by Lohan�s management team, and planned to meet with other actresses.



Hours later, he appeared to have been swayed by the �Mean Girls� actress herself.

�We had a little rocky road today, but Lindsay definitely revived the situation,� Fiore told Reuters, adding that Lohan called him personally to plead her case.

Lohan will play Kim Gotti, the wife of Gotti�s namesake son, Fiore said. Previous media reports said she was in line to play his daughter, Victoria. Fiore said the Kim role was bigger since the movie is about the father-son relationship.

Fiore has the cooperation of retired mobster John Gotti, Jr, whose character has yet to be cast. His father, the so-called �Teflon Don,� died of cancer in 2002 while serving a life term for murder, racketeering, extortion and tax evasion.

Fiore said he hoped to announce a new director next week. Nick Cassavetes, who was originally attached, exited the project earlier this week because of a scheduling conflict.

Shooting is expected to start in October. Fiore said the budget for the self-financed film was US$70 million to US$80 million (RM210-RM240 million). He declined to specify the source of the funds.

New Jersey- and Los Angeles-based Fiore Films previously produced the 2008 DVD �National Lampoon�s One, Two, Many,� starring former Howard Stern radio sidekick �Stuttering� John Melendez.

Lohan, 24, is scheduled to appear at a Los Angeles preliminary court hearing tomorrow over a jewellery theft charge that will determine if she should stand trial. She could be sent to prison if eventually convicted.

The former child star has not headlined a movie since the widely ridiculed 2007 bomb �I Know Who Killed Me.�

Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab

Lindsay Lohan checked into a live-in rehab in Southern California today. She�ll stay there pretending to be sorry until her hearing on October 22. This is the fifth time she�s been to rehab to fool people into thinking she�s changed. Rehab for Lindsay is just like going to a spa for a week.

In related �oh god I hope this doesn�t happen� news, Dina Lohan wants conservatorship over Lindsay like what Britney Spears� dad has over her. This is to say, her mother, who was supposed to guide and protect Lindsay during her formative years, now actually feels like doing just that. Dina wants to be a mother now. *Golf clap*

�Lou and Dina are trying to throw Lindsay in a rehab right now and get her out of the picture so they can get a conservatorship without her knowing,� he told RadarOnline.com.

�They would control literally everything Lindsay does, what projects she has coming up, her finances and the people she sees-and that includes keeping me out of her life.

�I hope Lindsay hears this and realizes what they�re trying to do.�

Michael said he learned of Dina�s plan from �attorneys very close to Dina and Lindsay� and �people he knows who deal with conservatorships.�

The judge will never let this happen. This is like if you were a lion and you asked a vulture to look after a dead antelope while you got some water. Don�t be surprised when you get back to find that carcass picked clean. I�d sooner trust Freddy Krueger to look after Lindsay than Dina.

Lindsay Lohan might not even spend a day in jail

The judge said a violation of her probation would nab Lindsay Lohan 30 days in jail. Well, put on your Macauly Culkin surprised face because that probably won�t happen due to �overcrowding.� The most likely scenario is the judge will sentence Lindsay to 30 days but she�ll be booked and released in an hour or less. Even when Judge Elden Fox remands Lindsay into custody today, Fox will have to set bail which means Lindsay will be out in less time than it takes to heat up a Hot Pocket.







When the probation violation hearing is held next month, it�s likely Judge Fox will sentence Lindsay to 30 days in jail based on the failed drug test for cocaine. As we first reported, the Probation Department will not recommend jail time for the second failed drug test because of an ambiguity in the paperwork.

But this 30-day sentence would be subject to the realities of jail overcrowding, which means Lindsay would go to jail for booking and probably be released an hour or two later.

I need to move to LA because even when I admit to possession of cocaine and violating my probation, the most time I�ll spend in jail is 1 hour. I used to think jail was scary but apparently I was wrong. They put you in a cell for an hour and then release you. Sort of like a timeout. Apparently, jail is just a good way for someone to get some �me� time.

Lindsay Lohan in handcuffed, in custody.

Seen here arriving in court this morning, the Lindsay Lohan probation hearing just took a turn for the awesome. TMZ reports Judge Fox immediately denied her bail without hearing arguments and she�s now in custody � possibly until October 22:

It�s shocking because the underlying offense is a misdemeanor, and people connected with the case were telling us the judge had to offer Lindsay bail.
As for Lindsay�s reaction � she was shocked when the judge remanded her into custody. Lindsay looked at her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holly, before being taken out of the courtroom.

If someone heard him whisper �the chair,� my faith in America will be restored. Though honestly, I�m just waiting for her to walk into the next room to find balloons and a cake with the words �Just Kidding! We Heart You, Lilo!� written on it.

Ha! Pretending to send her to jail. Classic Judge Fox.