Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt celebrity couple is broke

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly living in his mother�s beach house after pissing all their money way only to find out absolutely no one wants to hire them anymore because they wasted their last fume of credibility pretending to end their fake marriage. RadarOnline reports:





�But the U.S. magazines are not really that interested in them anymore and they are becoming increasingly difficult to deal with. A lot of the editors know that the recent split story was a complete sham and they realize that their readers can see through it all now too.
�Spencer thought the shaving off his beard stunt would make a lot of money but he kind of blew it by releasing footage of him shearing it on YouTube.
�Heidi believes that they should be getting paid a lot more money and she has become really demanding now too,� the source said.
�The reality is that they earned a lot of money but did not invest it wisely, spent way too much, and now they are in trouble.�

I don�t really have to anything say here. I just thought it�d be nice to cheer everyone up this morning.

*inhales deeply*

Like a coffee and beeje without getting sued for it. Goddamn, it�s great to be alive. Whee!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's nauseating beach kisses

The divorce is off and, just in case we didn't know it, newly-reunited Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt continued with their media onslaught today.

After deciding to make a go of things again, the couple headed to the beach and put on a sickly display of affection for the cameras, kissing and cavorting in the sea.

The nauseating pictures come just days after the former Hills stars celebrated Heidi's 24th birthday, showing the world they were back on following their estrangement over the summer.

Puckering up: The newly-reunited husband and wife are keen to show the world they are back on

Their time apart has been punctuated with a series of stunts, designed to generate media interest.

This has included sex tape claims, an elaborate hand over of their pet dogs (while they were still estranged) plus a public war of words on Twitter.

In these new pictures, 27-year-old Spencer shows of his new clean-shaven look, which he did in honour of things working out between my wife, Heidi Montag, and myself'.
Spencer made this enlightening revelation in a spoof slasher video he posted on the internet yesterday, where his assistant is seen 'slitting' is throat while shaving him with a huge knife.

Heidi, meanwhile, dressed for the undisclosed beach photocall in a flowing white strapless dress.

She is pictured sat on her husband's lap, before the pair wade out into the ocean together.

They then strolled hand in hand along the beach, before smooching again with Spencer nuzzling a giggling Heidi's neck, before she returned his advances by pinching his cheeks.

Heidi filed for divorce from Spencer in July citing irreconcilable differences, 3 months after filing for legal separation.

The couple, who married in April 2009, spent the summer apart with Heidi staying at her home in Costa Rica while Spencer, 27, stayed at their house in Malibu.

Earlier this month Spencer was detained by police at an airport in Costa Rica after he was found to have two handguns in his luggage.

After the incident Heidi told the AP: 'As far as I'm concerned the last thing in the world after everything we have just been through is to go through with this divorce,' Montag wrote.

'But we are just taking life second by second.'

All for the paps: The couple struck a series of animated poses as the cavorted around together in the ocean

That's cold: The drenched pair were set for divorce, but are now making a go of things again, living life 'second by second'

On the crest of a wave: Pratt picks up Montag as the pair go for a dip in the sea fully clothed

Oh, please: Now Spencer is really hamming it up as he nuzzles Heidi's neck