Ashton Kutcher Balls is kept by Demi Moore doubt whether Ashton commited sex scandals.

While most people aren�t buying Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore�s very public attempts to look like a happy couple, this latest photo posted to Twitter over the weekend actually has me convinced Ashton didn�t bang another woman. Here�s why:

Demi Moore clearly dominates this relationship and has Ashton Kutcher�s balls in a safe deposit box whose location is known only by her and Rumer Willis if properly hypnotized. Seriously, why would he continue these shenanigans? Absolutely no one is going to fault the guy for waking up and (correctly) realizing young vagina is the bee�s knees. He can easily walk away and go on with his life. On the other hand, Demi Moore would look like an aging shrew whose vagina is no longer part of a bee�s anatomy � minus the stinger. So, what this photo demonstrates to me is a man who more than likely spends his days carting her children around when he�s not verbally abused into having Snuggle Parties for the cameras. He probably couldn�t cheat on her if there was a gun to his head. �While I appreciate the effort, excellent choice in caliber by the way, this really isn�t working for me. But we can still be Tweety friends!�

Hayden Panettiere went to Oktoberfest expose huge cleavage boob breasts with giant boyfriend

Hayden Paenttiere, her ogre boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko and her breasts showed up at Oktoberfest over the weekend. I have no idea what she�s doing these days after Heroes was canceled. Is she showing up to events with her boobs pushed up and out hoping to get bit parts in movies? Yea, sounds about right.

David Beckham sex scandal - The truth about the Bosnian brunette who claims she bedded Beckham

Posing proudly with members of her family, this is the glamorous brunette at the centre of lurid claims that she slept with David Beckham.

Irma Nici told the U.S. magazine In Touch last week that she had enjoyed a series of trysts with the former England captain.

Beckham denies the affair and is suing for libel. It has also emerged today that the former England captain hired a private detectives to track her down and serve her personally with the �5million writ for damages.

# She's a middle-class girl who became a Bosnia war refugee

# She sold her 'story' after an ex-boyfriend read her secret diary

Irma on a night out with a friend at a Manhattan nightclub

The Sunday Mirror reports that they tailed the high-class hooker for three days and tracked her down to New York's W Hotel, where she was still touting for business.

Beckham meanwhile flew to Trinidad yesterday, where his football academy is hosting a football festival.

The event coincides with the final of the U-17 Women�s World Cup which was held in Port of Spain last night.

FIFA�s Sepp Blatter and Jack Warner were at the event and Beckham was expected to lobby the pair to support England's 2018 World Cup bid.
But now The Mail on Sunday can reveal that she was born Irma Nezirovic, and is a former refugee who is said to have witnessed atrocities in a Bosnian internment camp.

A friend has claimed Ms Nici witnessed rape during the conflict that led to break-up of the former Yugoslavia.

And the woman who employed her as an escort has alleged Ms Nici made her claims only after a former boyfriend found a diary she kept detailing her life.

Kristin Davis, 35, who hired Ms Nici to work at Wicked Models, a Manhattan escort agency, said: �Irma told me she�s broken up with a British boyfriend who found a journal she kept about her life as a prostitute in Holland � where she�d grown up as a refugee � Britain and the U.S.

�He threatened to call the Press and her mother. She didn�t believe him at first but then he called her mother, who had had a suspicion of what she was doing, but this was a former upper-class family of Muslims from Sarajevo, and her mother was very upset. Irma figured next thing it was all going to be in the Press.

�She was under so much stress she says she had a stroke that tempor�arily paralysed the right side of her face and she ended up in hospital for 10 days in December 2009. When she came out, she decided to take matters into her own hands and made these allegations to the media.�

Beckham and his wife Victoria dismissed the allegations as �completely untrue and totally ridiculous�.

Yesterday it was reported Beckham had begun legal action in Los Angeles Superior Court against In Touch for unspecified damages for libel, slander and emotional distress.

According to Ms Davis, Ms Nici was commuting between London and New York.

�She answered a hiring ad and I met her and she was beautiful and intelligent and sweet-natured and charming, and I went �Hired!�

�She was one of my top girls. She�d dropped out of college, she told me, after breaking up with an Arab boyfriend who she had loved very much. She said she had a new boyfriend who was British she was madly in love with and who was madly in love with her. She said he didn�t know what she did for a living.

�She was coming backwards and forwards between the U.S. and London. She said after she broke up with the Arab guy she had gone back to her old life as a prostitute, but it was very difficult in London because the market was being flooded with Eastern European girls driving rates down through the floor.

�Working for me in New York, she probably was making a few hundred thousand dollars a year, but the problem was she kind of stole my clients.

�Guys would fall in love with her and want to have long-term relationships with her, and I wasn�t making any money out of it. One Arab royal set her up with a bank account which she said had $250,000 in it, and he bought her a $150,000 Mercedes.�

Ms Davis also claims one of Ms Nici�s clients was Eliot Spitzer, the former Governor of New York who resigned in 2008 after he admitted sleeping with a $1,000-an-hour call girl. Ms Davis could not corroborate Irma�s claims about Beckham.

A friend of Ms Nici said she grew up in a prosperous Sarajevo home. Her father was an officer in the military and her mother, Nadija, a psychiatrist. She had a younger brother Damir, now 22, who is physically disabled.

The friend said when the war broke out in 1992 her father was conscripted, and Irma, then nine, her mother and brother were forced to go to an internment camp at an army base.

�Irma said it was chaotic and notorious for assault on women. Soon after they arrived she witnessed a rape. She didn�t really understand what was going on.�

According to the friend, after nine months the family went to Holland where they were granted asylum and lived in an internment camp for a year before being given residency. Her father found them in the camp but the couple later divorced.
�Irma said the family had a very hard time in Holland. The authorities wouldn�t accept her mother�s medical degree and there wasn�t a lot of money. By the time Irma was 12 she was in and out of homes for troubled children.

�Irma never felt at home in Holland. But when she moved to London, she finally felt at home again. Her life seemed on track. Her Arab boyfriend supported her and she was studying hospitality management.

'They had a two-bed flat in Bayswater, Central London, drove a Lamborghini and he bought her lots of jewellery. She was helping her family, she bought her mother a diamond ring and gave her brother clothes.

�When they broke up she said she went back to the industry [prostitution]. She had no other way to support the lifestyle she was used to. She felt responsible for her family.

She also felt the men she met liked her for herself. She had started to meet clients in the entertainment industry.�

The friends says her favoured night spot was China Tang at The Dorchester, because of the food.

Irma Nici is the glamorous brunette at the centre of lurid claims that she slept with David Beckham. She attracted clients on both sides of the Atlantic

Victoria Beckham looked glum as she watched David play for LA Galaxy with celebritiy hairdresser Ken Paves

Beckham with FIFA's Sepp Blatter, Jack Warner and Franz Beckenbauer at the FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup in Port of Spain, Trinidad

Irma with her mother Nadija, with whom she fled the conflict in Bosnia

Suing over claims: David Beckham was mobbed by fans when he arrived in Trinidad yesterday

David looked tired and drawn as he picked up his sons from school

Inside Katy Perry and Russell Brand's new $2.7m NYC love nest

Lovebirds Katy Perry and Russell Brand are continuing to nest for their life together by splashing out on a new apartment in New York.

The Hot n Cold singer and her fianc� seem to have put their recent troubles behind them and snapped up a 1500-square-foot penthouse.

The apartment has two bedrooms and two bathrooms with a rooftop deck overlooking the city.
They chose Manhattan's trendy TriBeca district for their pied-�-terre, which they say will just be a crash pad for when they hit the Big Apple, but have their main home in Los Angeles.

Love den: The bedroom in Katy Perry and Russell Brand's new penthouse apartment is on the mezzanine level overlooking the living room

Spacious: The apartment in Manhattan's trendy TriBeca district is on two levels with shiny wooden floors

The couple are due to tie the knot by the end of the year and are currently splitting their time between L.A. and London.

The singer and British funny man took some time out of their busy schedules to take a bike ride around their new neighbourhood on Friday.
It's the first time the pair have been pictured together since Russell was arrested for his alleged fight with a photographer.

He was charged with battery and transferred to a police station after the snapper had made a citizen's arrest.

He made light of his arrest at LAX airport a few days later by taking to his Twitter page.

Russell tweeted: 'Thanks for all your sweet messages of support. After the tips I picked up in chokey I'm an infinitely more proficient criminal.'

Katy has also had her own recent controversy with children's TV show Sesame Street axing her appearance due to her showing too much cleavage.

Parents were in uproar saying the singer was showing too much flesh even thought the top of the dress was covered in mesh fabric.

But Katy's been invited back at a later date to film another segment on the show.

Elmo was on Good Morning America and said: 'We'll have another one (play date). Elmo loves Ms. Katy and we had a good time.'

Russell needs to learn some discretion however after tweeting Katy's private statistics.

After hearing about her stint with Elmo being shelved he tweeted regarding her bra size: 'Today's Sesame Street will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D.'

Bright: The living room has heigh ceilings and wooden beams with an inset bookcase to house all of Russell's books

Rustle up some food: The modern spacious kitchen is where Katy could turn into a domesticated diva to make meals for her fiance

High Life: The rooftop terrace of the penthouse overlooks New York City. The couple are said to just be using the apt as their crash pad

Hot n Cold: The lovebirds' marble bathroom is spacious enough for the two of them to have bubble baths together

Tandem: Katy and Russell took to their bikes on Friday to ride around their new neighbourhood. Katy seemed to have a scar on her leg but it's unknown if it's a biking injury.Trendy riders: Katy wore a camouflage mini dress and flats while Russell wore tight skinny jeans and flip-flops for their cycle trip

Revealing: Katy's apperance with Elmo on Sesame Street has been banned after parents complained she was showing too much cleavage when the preview clip was released