Halle Berry is SO NOT Engaged - 2011

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Halle Berry's Alleged Engagement Ring?

I'm just calling it like I see it people, so Calm Down. Settle down.

Fall back.

 A girl can wear

a ring on her "ring finger" and it can still be fashion jewelry or fine jewelry. Anyway, I hardly

think that this ring qualifies as engagement jewelry. It's pretty, but c'mon now.  Halle Berry is better than that, and you and I both know it.

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Kat Von D is Engaged, But Even She Doesn't Care...

Kat Von D's Engagement Ring Photo

Just look at the somber mug on her face. Does she look like anything like a happy Bride-To-Be should?

Didn't you want Jesse James to leave his ex Sandra Bullock and profess his undying love for you? Aren't you at all excited about the vintage, intricate filigree patterned, scroll work 4-carat platinum and diamond Neil Lane ring that you just got girl? Oh that's right, Cheaters never win. Trust. I've been there before. Enjoy what you can while you can..... Good luck with that alright?

Kat Von D and Jesse James, the happy couple