Friday, April 30, 2010

How Freddy Kruger changed horror movies..into comedy..

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At some point in the 1980s, probably around the time of the fourth or fifth Friday the 13th sequel, I realized that horror movies had, in effect, become comedies. It was all part of a ritual. You went out to the multiplex with your buddies, or maybe on a date, to see the latest by-the-numbers blood feast in which a sick young man in a goalie mask devised creative new ways to gouge and dismember a series of good- looking and eminently dispensable bad actors. In theory, everyone in the audience was there to be scared, to be shocked into fear by the awesome savagery on display. Yet these movies, in the space of about five years, had grown so formulaic, so predictable in their extremity and slaughter, that their very �terror� had turned fatally campy.



And so the audience cowered, and trembled a bit, and jumped out of their seats � and laughed. We laughed at the giddy fun of being scared, but also at the sheer dumb corny roteness of those hulking, heavy-breathing faux-brute killers. The predictability of it all was funny, and maybe borderline insulting, a kind of shared in-joke. On some level, it was all about the comic high of feeling superior � to the victims on screen, and to your own anxieties. Don�t go in the attic! Oh, look, he�s going in the attic! Watch that friggin� dumb-ass get what he deserves!�

But until A Nightmare on Elm Street, in 1984, we were all laughing at these movies, not with them. Freddy Krueger changed all that. Apart from the fact that he was a ghost who slaughtered you not in the basement or some godforsaken cabin but in your dreams, he certainly did have plenty in common with Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees, the two superstars of slasherdom. (Leatherface, the godather of them all, was a far greater screen character, but at that point The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was still a cult film, under the radar for most of the mass audience. Why, it hadn�t even spawned a sequel!) Yet Jason and Michael, in their angry, wordless, bruised-adolescent way, were straight men, lugs with machetes. Freddy, with his leer and his cackle and his slightly goofy scarecrow look, was a showman, a snarky demon clown, a burlesque master of ceremonies. In his first big scene in A Nightmare on Elm Street, he holds his arms out wide, like a wall-shadow parody of a boogeyman, then mockingly slices off two of his own fingers. A new kind of killer has arrived. He�s not just here to scare you � he�s here to have a good time doing it. Let�s party!

I should point out that there are many, many precedents to Freddy Krueger�s antic high comedy of evil-as-fun. Back in 1964, Herschell Gordon Lewis, the trash visionary who invented the slasher film, made his masterpiece of drive-in gore, Two Thousand Maniacs, and if you�ve never had a chance to see it, by all means get hold of a copy (it�s out on DVD). Set in a Southern small town whose residents take revenge on a pack of Yankee visitors by slaughtering them in gruesomely kooky ways, it�s an all-out funny monster-redneck bash. Texas Chainsaw was definitely influenced by it, and so, perhaps, was Sam Raimi when he made the Evil Dead films. The granddaddy of the slasher genre � and the greatest horror film ever made � is Psycho, which Pauline Kael (even though she never much cared for it) aptly described as �a gothic horror comedy.� The comedy is there in the movie�s shower-curtain-pulled-out-from-under-you slyness � but also, quite directly, in the character of Mrs. Bates, with her mockingly exaggerated scolding whine of a voice. Speaking of homicidal harridans, you can trace Freddy Krueger�s sinister, grinning gamesmanship right back to Margaret Hamilton�s Wicked Witch of the West, when she lights Ray Bolger�s arm and cackles, �How about a little fire, Scarecrow?�

All of these films know, on some basic level, that horror is comedy (or can be). What set Freddy Krueger apart is that, as played by Robert Englund (with madcap inspiration), he was at once the movie�s monster and its vaudeville host, standing outside the action, saying, in essence, �Get a load of this! Get a load of me!� And that stylized circus-ringmaster quality only grew as the Nightmare on Elm Street series went on. By the time of A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987), the best movie in the series apart from the first one, Freddy popped up as a kind of giant slime-snake, looking like nothing so much as a float in the homecoming parade. He couldn�t smash a girl�s face into a television set without rasping �This is it, Jennifer! Your big break in TV! Welcome to prime time, bitch!� At that point, the audience was definitely having fun � and, in effect, rooting for the killer. Like Freddy, we, too, were standing outside the action, watching ourselves watch Freddy scare us, and laughing at the whole fun-house charade.

Of course, it�s not as if horror movies after Freddy just became comedies. By and large, they went back to being played straight. Yet what had begun in the days of those junky and interchangeable slasher flicks, and what Freddy more or less officially locked into place, was the garish, low-comedy, eye-rolling disposability of the horror genre. It wasn�t so much that horror films could now be funny. (Many of the best ones, from Psycho to Night of the Living Dead to Chainsaw to Carrie, had always been funny.) It was that horror films were now almost defiantly movies not to take seriously. Freddy ushered in an era where you almost had to laugh at them, or the joke was on you.





Thursday, April 29, 2010

INEC Chairman Prof. Maurice Iwu Sacked

ACTING President, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, yesterday, ordered the immediate sack of the Chairman of the Independent Electoral Commission, INEC, Professor Maurice Iwu. We are waiting to see the who replaces him

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Twilight Eclipse - Sneak Peek at Bella's Ring!

Ready yourselves all of you twilight fans. C'mon, darken the room....Now go to your closet and get out that long dark cloak. ..(Okay, so maybe you should get the cloak first---how else would you ever find it stumbling around with no light?) Got it on? Good. Now light some pillar candles. (Yes pillar--you're not about to do a Calgon bead bath commercial). Safety is important, so make sure they're not being placed next to anything flammable. (Wouldn't want you coming after me with a legal suite). Now stare intently at your computer. Scroll downwards...and watch as it appears...Edward(Robert Pattinson)slips this onto Bella's(Kristen Stewart's) dainty finger in Eclipse. It's said to be Victorian in style in an oval diamond setting dahrlingss...Eat your heart out Morticia.Twilight Saga Eclipse hits theaters on June 30, 2010.


Wash Your Hands

Is your make-up artist washing her hands between services? I was listening to the radio this morning about a report on ecoli and what was one of the first things they mentioned? The make-up counter at your local department store. Bays like Clinique, Mac, Estee Lauder, and Chanel all feature help-yourself make-up areas, and artists who can give you this season's hottest look. But is the

Jennifer Aniston appears almost naked on the beach in Cabo for Lolavie perfume ad

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She stripped for mankind two years ago in GQ and now she's taking it all off again, only this time it's for the women.

Jennifer Aniston unveiled the ad for her first fragrance, Lolavie, Friday in which she appears in little more than a skimpy towel.

Photographed on a beach in Cabo, the 41-year-old actress sits atop a rock, her hair windswept and her ankles quaintly crossed. The image perfectly reflects the "Bounty Hunter" star's fragrance.

�It�s a nonperfume perfume. Sexy and clean. Floral, but not too flowery," Aniston told Women's Wear Daily Friday. "I want people to go, �What is that? You smell great!� But most of all I wanted it to smell natural.�



Though the name of the perfume is phonetically similar to the French "l'eau la vie," which means "water life," the actress wouldn't reveal the exact meaning of the word.

�It�s a long story and honestly it�s too personal to tell but it has special significance,� she said.

Aniston is set to hit London this summer to personally launch the perfume at Harrods.




Paramount Wins Bidding War for latest Sasha Baron Cohen Comedy

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Congratulations to Sasha Baron Cohen, who is reportedly going to be a daddy again and just scored big for his next movie project. Armed with a comedy that features him in a dual role with a character who tends goats and a deposed foreign dictator who gets lost in the United States, Sacha has been making his way around Hollywood with �Seinfeld� writers Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer and David Mandel.

The foursome met with a total of six studio presidents over a period of two days, with Paramount eventually besting Sony in the fierce bidding war. Paramount president Brad Grey got so enthusiastic he sent a goat wearing a �Paramount T-shirt to William Morris Endeavor, which represents the creative comedian, reports Deadline Hollywood.

Baron Cohen was impressed by the gesture and probably more that Paramount will be paying him an astronomical $20 million up front and also giving him 20% of the first-dollar gross, which could mean upwards of $50-60 million, based on the grosses of his last few films.

Lindsay Lohan loses another movie role faces third strike if she misses deposition hearing

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Let�s see, her dad like many thinks she needs to return to rehab, she perhaps owes $600K in credit card expenses, the police think she may have stolen a Rolex watch among other legal issues that might put her in jail, and now Lindsay Lohan has just lost another potential movie part. But on the bright side, Lindsay is doing great if you believe her delusional mom Dina.

Anyway Lindsay was slated to star in �The Other Side,� along with Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette.

The movie by writer/director David Michaels, is about a grad student working on a deserted island.

Michaels tells TMZ, �Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we�ll soon be announcing a replacement.�

But sources connected with the film tell TMZ, the people financing the film were skittish about relying on Lindsay.



This is a common pattern for Lindsay over the last 2 years in mysteriously losing movie rolls at the last minute. There are constant rumors that other actors are unwilling to work with her, and that insurance companies are unwilling to back any projects she is associated with.

Meanwhile, after blowing off two depositions for her 2007 (alleged drug fueled) rampage in a hijacked SUV with three hostages, Lohan has one more opportunity to get her act together. Three men have sued Lohan, accusing her of kidnapping and endangering their lives. The trio claims Lohan jumped into a vehicle they were passengers in and took off on a wild ride along the Pacific Coast Highway. A judge has threatened to throw the book at Lindsay if she fails to attend the hearing, which is now scheduled for May 4th.