Kate Middleton Gets All Dolled Up For Perverts Everywhere�..

Well we�re certainly hoping that isn�t the case. Charming Chap Prince William may be wedding Kate Middleton on April 29, 2011, but now anyone with $195.00, or 3 easy payments of $65.00, can have her taking residence inside the confines of your very own home. Yes, you really can take her home----and place the regal doll version of her on your shelf to be adored for years to come. Middleton is as an authentic likeness of herself, completely hand painted, wearing the blue silk jersey dress that she sported on the day of her engagement announcement. So now, here comes the really exciting part of this entire posting. Even as a doll, Middleton is wearing miniature replicas of the jewelry she wore, including the necklace, earrings, and engagement ring. It�s all been expertly and meticulously done in simulated sapphires, diamonds and other jewels.



Hurry up and get thatdoll my Cityrockajewelry.com readers. It�s a limited edition, and only 5000 will be sold here.

Adam Lambert's Earrings - The Most Obvious Plug Ever....

Adam Lambert On American Idol

Did you like them on him? He performed Aftermath on American Idol last night. The  Idol Alum used to wear diamond stud earrings, but has since moved on with the intention of bigger as better. I'm still speaking of earrings mind you... Adam Lambert wears what's called gauges; earrings that look just like PLUGS. After getting them pierced, it gradually stretches to whatever size earring hole that the person desires. Word is that  the process is painful. Raise a hand if you're totally shocked and surprised... Lambert looks like the type that's into pain doesn't he though? I just hope he doesn't take it as far as the Plug Guy who I've so graciously pictured for you below. The only thing that might be as equally painful to watch is seeing Lambert do the Dougie, after a quick how-to as promised from Jennifer Lopez.

 Teach me how to Dougie........

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Plug Guy

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Joel Madden Doesn't Do Pillow Talk With Wife Nicole Richie - Newleyweds or Not

 

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie

For all of you women who ever wondered about what it would be like--- post-bedding down Good Charlotte singer  Joel Madden wonder no more. He doesn't do pillow talk. At least not when it comes to doing it with his new wife, Fashion Jewelry designer Nicole Richie. Apparently, the house of Harlow entrepreneur recently dropped $3000 on throw pillows, and Madden simply wasn't having it. "Do you ever look at your credit card bill and ask your wife how the hell she could spend three-thousand dollars on pillows? I do. PILLOWS," Madden tweeted. Cityrockajewelry.com don't be too frazzled. We don't smell a divorce wafting in the air, in fact, we think it's quite normal for a married couple to disagree about finances. Aren't they just too cute?

See It to Believe It Footage Alert - Lindsay Lohan Stealing Jewelry!

The wait is over my Cityrockajewelry.com Celebrity Gossip Blog Readers. Click here to get a gander at just what happened. A special thanks to ET and Bossip.com. Now. Would you say that the theft is still alleged, or, DO you believe it as you saw it????


Story update.....Lindsay Lohan plans to sue the Kamofie & Company Jewelry store for profitting from the sale of the  surveillance tape!!!!

La La Vasquez - One Half of A Power Couple 2011....

La La Vasquez

Haven't you heard? She's 50% of the BRAND that is now Hello Melo, as in Carmelo Anthony, the new basketball player extraordinaire for the New York Knicks. La deserves it. She's kept herself grounded and paid her dues in the industry. More importantly, she's managed to keep her name out of the gossip mills, and no photos of crotch shots of the reality show starlet have surfaced anywhere. It's with sky-high hopes that we make the wish that things will remain that way.... La, we heart your glitzy statement necklace oh-so-much.....but ummm.....the latex outfit and blonde bangs...not so much. From the Cityrockajewelry.com family to you,  we just want you to know that there's no pressure for you to live up to wearing all of the free swag that people will be throwing your way left and right. I have a feeling that you'll be a-okay though. Stay fabulous and we'll stay posting!

Thugs Who Like Teddy Bears - Waka Flocka

This post is one I just couldn't pass up. Rapper Waka Flocka purchased the below diamond encrusted pendant teddy bear for $100,000. If the jewelry pendant looks at all familiar to you, it's because it's The Muppets own Fozzi Bear. Who else knew that Waka Flocka was down with PETA as their spokesperson???? I sure didn't. And did you also know that Waka got his name from Fozzie Bear's "wocka, wocka, wocka," phrase? Cityrockajewelryreaders, you have just been enlightened. doesn't it all make so much more sense to you now?

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Bravo For Beyonce- Blackface Makeup and All....

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Beyonce at All-Star Basketball Game 2011

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Beyonce in dark face paint makeup

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----I mean BAVNA, as in  the mega jewelry line to other stars like Gweneth Paltrow, Katy Perry, Miranda Lambert, Queen Latifah, Mariah Carey, J-Hud, Halle Berry, Paris Hilton and more. The newly-hued Goldi-locked songstress positively shined in the diamond, gold, and silver earrings that she recently wore court side, at the All-Stars basketball game. Switch. Beyonce shined that day, but then Faded To Black much like her beau's past hit album title. Cityrockajewelry readers,  It was in the name of fashion. Haven't you heard??? Free your mind, and the rest will follow because it's just En Vogue. You still say it's controversial? Of course it is. Any Beyonce news is major news to most. You should also know the photos will be on sale as part of a special collector edition at the end of this month. Oh, BAVNA's website isn't up yet. You'll have to drool and wait like the rest of us for them to put up a more affordable edition of their jewelry goods :(

Spotted - Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester Wearing a Braided Bracelet

??True indeed. Leighton Meester was spotted looking all dolled up and sporting a braided Stella & Dot CZ Link fashion jewelry bracelet. She wore it on the the Valentines Day Episode of Gossip Girl.....What do you mean you didn't see it???? You'll have to pay closer attention. What in heaven's name would you do without me? :) Mwuah. Take that, take that, my Cityrockajewelry.com supporters and faithful readers.

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Exposed- Video of Lindsay Lohan Stealing Necklace!!!

Lindsay Lohan Wearing the alleged stolen necklace

Well yes, I'd like to see that too. Let a girl know if you've got a copy of the in-store surveillance video. Until then, we'll just have to speculate on whether or not Lindsay Lohan stole, or simply "just borrowed" that $2500 necklace from Kamofie & Company  . If you 're tossing and turning in bed at night, unable to sleep because you just need to know how the LL caper may have allegedly gone down,  I've come up with  the video . It's entertaining; probably more so than if you'd watched the crime go down in person. Shout out to the Taiwanese News Network and Thehollywoodgossip.com.

Grammy 2011 - Jewelry that's Strictly for the Birds...

Lady Gaga egg photo at the 2011 Grammy Awards

As in Lady Gaga ariving in an egg.....no but seriously my Cityrockajewelry readers, I yawned, I I blinked, I saw. And then, I fast-forwarded through most of the big pre-show which led to the really really Big show.  While my eyelids were cracked open, scroll on down to see what I surveyed.

ssssssssssssssss....Snake bracelets were in heavy rotation for some reason.

Even Kim Kardashian allowed a jeweled one to slither onto her wrist. I'm still just not that into it.

Eva Longoria's dangling earrings were simply superb.

Nicole Kidman's too.

I love these with the cateye makeup. Get it girrrlll.

Somebody dig up my Doc Martins. Girls still just want to have fun. Lots of edge with these earrings. Thumbs up.

Jhud didn't disappoint. Her diamond bangles were the business.

Nope, Amber-Riley - Glee girl. Don't like this shoulder necklace. Sort of looks like you jacked Xena the Warrior Princess.....

for her old show wardrobe.

This page needed some testosterone. Lenny Kravitz brought it to the Grammys for sure. Shout out to Lenny----and his sexy necklaces. 

A History Of Women Lil Wayne Has Slept With

Weezy loves the ladies. He�s already told you he wants to fornicate with every girl in the world�if they�re light-skinned. But is that true?Let�s take a look at the most infamous cakes Lil Wayne has chopped down

Toya - This is Wayne�s earliest (and darkest) lover. She also seems to be the one he was the most serious about. Their love birthed Weezy�s first daughter, Reginae, and the two were even engaged at one point. If Wayne has a skin preference, it must have come later.

Nivea - Nivea and Weezy also had a pretty serious love affair for a while until she went absolutely crazy. Since they�ve broken up, Nivea has seemed to fall off the face of the earth.

Trina � Wayne once rapped �I got a 305 dime I wanted ever since I seen her� in reference to his Miami ex-girlfriend. They had a cute little love until Wayne moved on and Trina went on to put her naked pictures all over the net.

Superhead - Wayne wants to bang every girl on the planet and Superhead wants to suck every tubular object on the globe. That�s a whole lot of germs floating around that bedroom.

Lauren London - We have no clue how cute, little innocent New-New got tied up with bad boy Wayne. But it happened and she got knocked up from it. Don�t worry, fellas, her body came back fine as ever.

Sarah Bellew - This random groupie hit the jackpot. She was in school but she can drop out now collecting child support that will make her rich for a long time. Who needs a job? Notice that these ladies have gotten lighter and lighter in complexion?

Tammy Torres - Mrs. Officer may be light, but she�s as thick as they come. If you�ve heard Lil Wayne�s new single, �6�7?�, you�ll know that they are no longer an item. That�s good news for you guys out there.

Shanell - Wayne�s Young Money jump off was his last slice of cake he had before going to jail. We�re not sure if he�s hit it since, especially after the rumors flew that Drake also got a piece.

A Million Random Groupies - Who knows who else Wayne has banged over his years traveling the world. We don�t know what kind of skin color they have, but we�d like to wager that the guy that wants to have sex with so many women doesn�t turn down a chopperation that often.

Jersey Shore's Snooki is Having Herself A Ball For 2011 and Beyond

Latifah Photo

Happy New Year my Cityrocka Readers! I Hope that this new year brings you nothing but love, wealth,  strong health and good times. Okay, so let's talk Celebrity Jewelry Gossip. After all, I know that's what brought you here.

This must be some kind of trend..... this celebrity jewelry theft thing is suddenly off the chain. Pun intended. Paula Deen (see my previous post below), Paris Hilton got jacked for her jewelry , and now I find out that somebody was stupid enough to stick Cleo, from the Set It Off movie, a.k.a. Queen Latifah, up for her Jew-els? Are they freakin' crazy?  Gots to be. They were able to get away with $10,000 worth of her jewelry, which was jacked from her luxury hotel suite in Tobago. And when I say luxury suite, I mean luxurious as in $1000 per night to stay there. For that kind of money they should be leaving diamonds on Latifah's pillows instead of chocolate mints. I'm sure Latifah has insurance to cover her losses, but the thieves just better make sure that she isn't up for getting some street justice, sitting in a chair somewhere getting her hair corn-rowed....

Snooki From the Jesey Shore Photo

Here's the Ball She was in. Notice the red cup?

So....I'm only posting this because I have to. I mean that I really have to. As a journalist, I know that it is my duty to deliver the jewelry scoop in an unbiased and professional manner to you.... Here's my best attempt at doing so.  Snooki of The Jersey Shore fame has partnered up with Diamiondshark.com to sell the Snooki Party Ball Limited Edition Pendant. Yep. Remember when she rode inside the gigantic caged ball of lights  in Seaside Heights, NJ?  Well she had one of the necklaces on then.  The pendant piece has a carat's worth of pink sapphires inlaid into it. It's rhodium plated, sterling silver and dangles from an 18" chain. It can be all your for only $49 bucks. Hey, that means you can slip it on, get wasted, and start fist-pumping too.

Snooki's party Ball Necklace Pendant

Celebrity Chef Paula Deen Cooks Up Prison Time and PoBoys

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Paula Deen

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Poboy Sandwich

Well actually, it�s more of a Po-Girl, namely her former housekeeper Mary Alice White, who pled guilty as charged for her �Sticky-finger� activities in lifting an estimated $100,000 worth of jewels from the Food Network Star�s Georgia home.  Apparently, the sneaky she-culprit had been stealing throughout a nine month stretch, but got busted after attempting to pawn Deen�s $18,000 watch. The Po-Girl was sentenced to 18 months, but will be on parole for the next six years. No sympathy for the Po-Girl here though. What she did leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Gossip Girl

Try to harness your excitement my Cityrockajewelry.com readers, because I've got a special holiday gift exclusively from me to you. Now I know that you've probably been swooning over the fashion jewelry in the latest episodes of the wildly popular Gossip Girl series, so I'm about to tell you where to go to get yourself some of those precious "as seen on" jewelry pieces. The source is Richrocks, and they're bringing you the goods with their newly relaunched website where every item is under $100. Ho.Ho.Ho! Wait, what did you call me? A thank you would have sufficed :) Happy Holidays!

Gossip Girl character in Gunmetal multi-linked Oval Detailed Necklace

Cunning Character Leighton Meester in Gold Earrings with Hanging Leaves and Wrapped Citrine Crystal

Character Juliet Sharp is Rocking Richrocks White Tone Pave Ball Ring

Courtney Love Can't Get No Love From Jeweler Jacob And Co.

Courtney Love

The way this news is being delivered may be a few days sloppy, but I assure you that it's right in line with the steamy tea that I'm about to spill to you my Cityrockajewelry Readers. Just when we thought Courtney Love might finally be getting her act together, this chick strikes again. It seems that Love hasn't given back $114,000 worth of borrowed gems from the Jacob and Co. so a lawsuit for damages is green light pending even though it's claimed that she told them that she lost the jewelry. Of course that wasn't acceptable to the Celebrity Jeweler; not when they already had an agreement in place which specified that she was responsible for them regardless of loss or damage.... As the Citrockajewelry Judge and Jury, we're not sure who to blame this one on. Is Courtney Love guilty as charged of the (alleged) theft of two white gold and diamond chains, a pair of white gold and diamond pave hoop earrings, and a gold mesh bracelet borrowed since September 2010? Or is Jacob and Co. guilty in handing over their pricey baubles to a mostly unstable, take-life-as-it-comes Rocker Songstress Courtney Love in the first place? It does make you go Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......... doesn't it?

Jewelry Trends 2010 - NOT!!!!

So get this----I'm actually speechless, so give me a sec. No, really I am. Now, I'm a girl who loves a multi-strand, and I love to rep bold jewelry pieces. I also get the picture that some pieces are solely supposed to be high fashion, you know; editorial, statement jewelry pieces that you might see on a runway or in a magazine. But these people wore this stuff out. In public. Where there was obviously people with cameras. Oh what brave souls..... I suppose I've found   my voice again, because this has to be said....NOT A GOOD LOOK. Not A One.

SPANISH DESIGNER ANA

JUST WHY?????

KELLY OSBOURNE

Gives new meaning to the the phrase everything but the kitchen sink.

MARISA BERENSON

I wonder if her neck hurts as much as my eyes do......

Nicole Ari Parker

Girl, loved you on Soul Food, and your hubby is fab, but what were you thinking. Did your kids make this?

SINGER OMARION

Ummmmmm.....Ummmmm.......O.....I'ma need you to dance and snake your a** out of this disaster of a woman's necklace.

KATERINA GRAHAM

I'm a big fan of Gasoline Glamour jewelry.....honestly, it's just the clowns that scare me. Maybe it's because I watched a scary movie called THE STRANGERS. Do not watch this film unless you want to be terrified to death. I'll probably never look at clowns the same way again. Hasta la vista Ringling Brothers and Univer-soul Circus........

KELLY ROWLAND GOT BOOTY IMPLANTS

hot gossip is that , Everyone else got em . . . so why not KELLY ROWLAND. AllHotNewz got its hands on recent photos of the former Destiny's Child singer. And it's obvious she's done SOMETHING to increase the size and shape of her cakes . . . 

To see the UNCENSORED pics, click here - free celebrity pictures

Serena Williams Got A Killer Body

If we ignore the fact that Serena recently had plastic surgery (hey, everyone in Hollywood had it anyway) we gotta say - she really has reached the highest echelon of beauty.

We gotta congratulate her on that achievement. Cause we ALL KNOW how long the road was . . . 

The Situation Kicks his Career up Another Notch--- Outside Of The Jersey Shore

The Situation Photo

The Situation has a bridge that he wants to sell you---and  some jewelry too. Real talk folks. He's riding the Celebrity wave like a seasoned pro these days and I can't say that I'm knocking him for his hustle game. Let's see...Dancing With The Stars, the workout DVD, and now he's gone and joined forces with a company called Luxury Laces. Yes, he's peddling just what it sounds like;sneaker jewelry. Peep his shoe game the next time you see him. I'm sure the chiseled reality Ab Italiano will have them on. His line will also include blinged out rosary bead necklaces. Now  squeak hard and loud.Who's ready to get excited about sneaker jewelry?