Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler are your new judges in America Idol

Even though everyone knew about it and didn�t care, American Idol still made a spectacle of announcing Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler as the two new judges.

Asked what she was looking for in an Idol contestant, Lopez said, �I�m looking for the next Michael Jackson. We�re looking, we�re looking, like Randy said, for the best American Idol ever.�

Steven Tyler�s corpse also mumbled something but it wasn�t clear what.

I bet �descending unto Earth like an angel from the heavens� was part of Jennifer�s diva demands for appearing on AI. Every show is going to start like the picture above. Jennifer on a cloud in the sky floating to the stage as harps play behind her and a beam of white light illuminates her body. I for one welcome our musical Messiah.