Friday, January 8, 2010

The Baddest Kardashian Bit** of Them ALL



Mamma Kris Jenner. That's right, I said it. Just check her stats. She's beyond making sex tapes, can dodge any scandal, she's had her star athlete Bruce Jenner on lock for years, and possible nip-tuck visits will keep her body tight because she doesn't have to worry about birthin' no more babies. And did you see that episode with Keeping up with the Kardashian's when Khloe was looking for a home for her and her new baller beau Lamar Odom ? Remember when Khloe fell in love with that $5.9 milli mansion? As a seasoned veteran, she. already. knew. "You need to light some candles---put some rose petals on the bed----sex him up a little bit." Teach Kris teach. Watch her closely next time on the show. Her style game is on point too. Not the best pic of her above, but that gunmetal necklace she's wearing is straight fiyaahhh. Check the CityRocka Website for a necklace inspired by it at the end of the month. plug.plug.shameless plug peoples. Oh and Khloe didn't close the deal. I guess she's still learning.... Speaking of plugs, I suppose I should share that the Kardashian's are coming out with a jewelry line. It's called Virgins Saints & Angels and we're told that it's inspired by their Armenian culture. Each piece will tell a story. The collection will be available in stores like Nordstrom and Fred Segal beginning on April 15, of this year. Jewelry that tells a story? I like it. Hope the Kardashian's know that happily ever after means being able to keep a few bills in your wallet without over splurging.



























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