Friday, January 7, 2011

A History Of Women Lil Wayne Has Slept With


Weezy loves the ladies. He�s already told you he wants to fornicate with every girl in the world�if they�re light-skinned. But is that true?Let�s take a look at the most infamous cakes Lil Wayne has chopped down


Toya - This is Wayne�s earliest (and darkest) lover. She also seems to be the one he was the most serious about. Their love birthed Weezy�s first daughter, Reginae, and the two were even engaged at one point. If Wayne has a skin preference, it must have come later.


Nivea - Nivea and Weezy also had a pretty serious love affair for a while until she went absolutely crazy. Since they�ve broken up, Nivea has seemed to fall off the face of the earth.


Trina � Wayne once rapped �I got a 305 dime I wanted ever since I seen her� in reference to his Miami ex-girlfriend. They had a cute little love until Wayne moved on and Trina went on to put her naked pictures all over the net.


Superhead - Wayne wants to bang every girl on the planet and Superhead wants to suck every tubular object on the globe. That�s a whole lot of germs floating around that bedroom.


Lauren London - We have no clue how cute, little innocent New-New got tied up with bad boy Wayne. But it happened and she got knocked up from it. Don�t worry, fellas, her body came back fine as ever.


Sarah Bellew - This random groupie hit the jackpot. She was in school but she can drop out now collecting child support that will make her rich for a long time. Who needs a job? Notice that these ladies have gotten lighter and lighter in complexion?


Tammy Torres - Mrs. Officer may be light, but she�s as thick as they come. If you�ve heard Lil Wayne�s new single, �6�7?�, you�ll know that they are no longer an item. That�s good news for you guys out there.


Shanell - Wayne�s Young Money jump off was his last slice of cake he had before going to jail. We�re not sure if he�s hit it since, especially after the rumors flew that Drake also got a piece.


A Million Random Groupies - Who knows who else Wayne has banged over his years traveling the world. We don�t know what kind of skin color they have, but we�d like to wager that the guy that wants to have sex with so many women doesn�t turn down a chopperation that often.

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